Was Jesus Short?

This post is about Jesus.  Or, more exactly, our attitude toward Jesus.  Or, still more exactly, our attitude toward images of Jesus.

It won’t take long to get to where I want to go, but let’s start with this question.  Was Jesus tall and handsome?  Christians seem to want Jesus to be represented as an exemplar of whatever passes for masculine beauty in any particular culture.  There’s nothing really remarkable about that.

“British men are the bravest and British women the most beautiful in the world, “an old British gentleman told a very young C. S. Lewis.  “But” replied an amused but tolerant Lewis, “all nations think their men the bravest and their women the most beautiful.”  The old man was undaunted.  “I know” he said confidentially, “but in Britain, it is true.”

So there’s nothing remarkable about the attitude.  Once upon a time, I had a mother-in-law who sincerely disliked my favorite picture of Jesus.  That’s the one to the right, by Richard Francis Hook.  She grewr hook 2 up with the one on the leftr hook 1, by Warner Sallman.[1]  Neither one tells us much about what the actual historical Jesus looked like.  I have seen pictures that represented Jesus as meek and mild and as a raging Zealot; I have seen him with light skin and with dark skin; with a straight Greek-statue nose and with a large hooked nose.  I have never seen a picture of him as a short man.

Why?  Because we are a lot more like the old British gentlemen than we usually like to think.

So is there really any reason to think that Jesus was short?  Of course there is.  Do you remember this story, from Luke 19?

He entered Jericho and was passing through.  And there was a man called by the name of Zaccheus; he was a chief tax collector and he was rich.  Zaccheus was trying to see who Jesus was, and was unable because of the crowd, for he was small in stature.

r hook 4Who was small in stature?  The story doesn’t actually say.  It works either way, of course.  If Jesus were short, Zaccheus would have to gain some elevation to see him from the back of a crowd.  If Zaccheus were short, he would have to gain some elevation to see Jesus from the back of a crowd.  The question I asked earlier was whether there was any reason to think that Jesus was short.  I did not ask whether the story establishes that Jesus was short; certainly it does not.  We are still hesitating over our two choices: Jesus, Zaccheus; Jesus, Zaccheus.

r hook 5And it doesn’t actually matter.  Except that Christians made a good deal of use of the “Suffering Servant” passages in Isaiah.  Opponents of the early Christians maintained that Jesus couldn’t have been the Messiah because there are passages where the Messiah wreaks God’s vengeance, establishes justice, puts the enemies of Israel under his feet.  You might want to take a peek at the Magnificat of Mary in Luke 1 for a tidy little summary.  Christians retorted by citing passages like this one from the prophet Isaiah, Chapter 52.

Like a sapling he grew up before him, like a root in arid ground. He had no form or charm to attract us, no beauty to win our hearts;  he was despised, the lowest of men, a man of sorrows, familiar with suffering, one from whom, as it were, we averted our gaze, despised, for whom we had no regard.

r hook 6As modern Christians, we have no trouble accepting the essential unattractiveness of Jesus, especially as Lent crawls slowly toward Good Friday.  Except he was not short.  Not.  Not.  Not.  He might have been ugly, but at least he was tall.

Sometimes I wonder why we don’t just guffaw in the middle of a church service when dilemmas like this occur.  It might be good for us.

 

 


[1] About my picture, she always said that at least Jesus would have combed his hair.  What I always liked about my picture is that it represents Jesus as being interested in whatever is going on at the time.

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Here is all you need to know to follow this blog. I am an old man and I love to think about why we say the things we do. I've taught at the elementary, secondary, collegiate, and doctoral levels. I don't think one is easier than another. They are hard in different ways. I have taught political science for a long time and have practiced politics in and around the Oregon Legislature. I don't think one is easier than another. They are hard in different ways. My wife, Bette, is the First Reader (FR) of the posts. I have arranged that partly because she helps me write better posts than I would otherwise and partly because I can hold her responsible for the mistakes that I would, otherwise, have to own up to myself.. You'll be seeing a lot about my favorite topics here. There will be religious reflections (I'm a Christian) and political reflections (I'm a Democrat) and a good deal of whimsey. I'm a dilettante.
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